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Cats v.s. Bugs

[1. A numbers game: To get more cats (why you would want them is another question), you need at least two of the opposite sex. With bacteria, one will set you up for life.

2. Sleepless nights: Unlike cats, bacteria do not go into heat and will keep you awake all night crying for a little fun.

3. Low maintenance: There is no litter box to change and bacteria can be easily fed by adding more sugar to their medium.

4. Vacation consideration: Bacteria do not require a neighbour's attention while you're away. Just put them in the fridge and they'll stay fresh. This can also be done with cats but is heavily frowned upon.

5. Life in a vacuum: While bacteria are also covered with hair (cilia), but on a microscopic level, they do not feel the need to leave said hairs all over the place.

6. Exercise your rights: You do not need to put your bacteria out for exercise. Simply put them in a large flask and shake them for a few hours. They are also easier to round up by using the centrifuge.

7. Death before dishonour: Bacteria will not bring dead animals into your house, displaying them proudly at dinner. At worst a renegade bacterium will keep you in the bathroom for a few days.

8. Scratching the surface: Washing a bacterial pellet does not require a knowledge of the martial arts and will not leave you with scar tissue.

9. I can see clearly now: It is rare when you cannot see the TV screen because of a bacterium sleeping on top, dangling its legs. If this is a problem, it typically implies that you should spend a little more on your next TV set.

10. Feeling a little flushed: A bacterium is less likely to clog your toilet when it dies, causing a $500 plumbing bill.]

From Aliquotes Volume V Number vii July/97 (rogerb#NoSpam.microsoft.com)

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